so, tonight, i was getting ready for bed....
i needed to wash my face. I turned on the hot water and let it run until steam rose from the faucet. i grabbed my face wash from the shower and shut off the hot water. it is normal that i brush my teeth before washing my face.

i flipped on the cold water and grabbed my toothbrush from the medicine cabinet wetting it in the stream of H2O. After shutting the water off, i put my toothpaste on the brush and brought it towards my mouth. as the cleaning device approached its final destination, something struck me as strange. I pulled the toothbrush back and to my bewilderment, the toothpaste was white and not the usual blue color.

i sniffed it and quickly realized i had applied face wash to my tooth cleansing apparatus. I cranked the cold water back on and rinsed the soapy intruder from the bristles. I applied the TRUE toothpaste and commenced into my regular brushing routine.

I could still taste the abominable bite of that foul face wash while the minty bubbles filled my mouth. However, i know my fate could have been much worse...

stay tuned for more drama in the life of Megan Joy--25 year old at large.