So, tonight i made homemade pizza with diana, we made food for my family...then we made cookies. So much for the diet my family was on. Turns out we all blew it today, so we decided "Diet starts tomorrow" I like that idea. I'm so sleepy lately. I don't know why. Maybe it is due to the late nights. OH well...
anyway, the other day at work (Barnes and Noble) i was standing behing the counter ringing people up and this woman walks in. She apparently noticed me because after she walked out of the store she turned around and came right back in. She walked up to me and said: "You might think i'm a fool, but i walked in and noticed you standing here and then i went and toured around your store for a while, and i notied you again as i walked out. Suddenly a little bell went off in the back of my head and i thought 'i need to go talk to her' so here i am. i was wondering if you'd like to me a mary kay model for me. blah blah blah..." Well...i was deeply flattered yet, a little weirded out. So she calls me today...and asks if i'd liek to come have a facial tonight and learn some application techniques and such. I told her, "well, i need to check with my mom and see if there is anything planned for this evening, i'll call you back." sooooo...
I called her back around 5pm and here is what i said..."Charity, I'm sorry i didn't call you sooner, but i was kidnapped by some wolves in my back yard. You see i live in the woods and the wolf population is enormous out here. I forgot to have my wolf repellent out and so they got me before i could save myself. They took me to their den where they politely yet, demandingly asked me to be their queen. I agreed, but soon fell hungry. They fetched me a clump of plants and told me to eat, but i needed something more. after they all ate, one by one they fell asleep, i crept away from the den and found my way back home. I just returned and called you as soon as i walked in the door. Sorry for the delay, but due to the horrible smell of Wolf toilet, i will be unable to come in and assit you at your party. Sorry for the trouble." She seemed very understanding and was greatful that i called. Interesting lady!
Well actually, i just told her that mom said we had to go out to dinner with my brother who lives in the cities....we didn't, but she bought it! so yeah. I'm FREEEEEE! welp, time for bed i think. Good night dears! LET ME HAVE A GLASS OF WATER!
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