Here is a story i wrote...for ah, no particular reason *cough-ihatejoes-cough*

Once upon a time there were two lovely and beautiful girls who lived in a prison with 10 other girls. They hated the prison because it was cold and damp and the cell walls did not provide for much peace and quiet in the nighttime. The two girls were used to living in their warm, cozy sheltered existence, but had made a decision that had landed them in this prison. The two lovely girls had only wanted to better their lives, but rather than things getting better, they only got worse.
The inmates of the prison were very rude and unkind to the two beautiful girls. They were jealous of their beauty, talent, smarts, respectfulness, and all around lovely personalities. The two girls remained humble. Day after day the two girls suffered the banter and mockery from the inmates and eventually it got to be too much for them to handle. They took matters into their own hands.
The next day when everyone was outside in the gorgeous sun lifting weights and chatting with one another, the two beautiful girls planned their revenge. They snuck up behind one girl and the stronger of the two beauties put her in a headlock. The weak beauty proceeded to punch her in the stomach until she apologized to them. Then after that attack they moved onto their next victim. The next girl, who was very thin and had curly hair, was attacked from behind as well. The weaker beauty took an electric razor to her head and shaved a reverse Mohawk into her white curls while the stronger lovely punched her in the stomach until she apologized. Inmate after inmate, they terrorized each and everyone one of them until they were all bowing at the feet of the two beauties. At last, the lovely maidens had shown those inmates who was boss. Two days later the beautiful girls were released and they rejoiced. They lived happily ever after while the horrible inmates they left behind all died in prison.

The End.


enjoy your day everyone! pray for warm weather and sunny skies!